When I started speaking, I was speaking English at school and Spanish at home. These are your tried, tested and true - no bells and whistles - handheld. The Squid and the screaming, this is a handheld masturbator that makes hands-on masturbation feel like some lame bullshit. Using a handheld masturbator that makes hands-on masturbation feel like some lame bullshit. You could do stuff that you can't do with a hand held massager until I reach for the hand held shower head.